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Sunday, February 06, 2005
Search Terms for January
I was all excited this morning because I'd kept hearing all week that there was supposed to be some sort of big, culturally important event being broadcast on television today that was quite possibly going to change the course of history and Western civilization...and then I found out that it was just a football game.
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"t****b****" is a compound word. The first word rhymes with "high" and the second rhymes with "oots." I've lost track of the number of months in which it's been the most common search term used to find this site, and frankly I'm sick of it, so here's hoping that by not drawing any more attention to it in these monthly round-ups its frequency will diminish.
Oh, and I believe that when men wear them they're called "waders."
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Probably the second most common term, or part of a term, to get to my site in January.
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Hmmm...I'm not quite sure what you're trying to find there. Could you try a more specific search.
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Not too many around here, but let me know when you do find some, would ya?
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Wow...someone out there is looking for pre-Crisis nudity!
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Frankly I'm surprised I don't get more search terms looking for super-heroines in bondage.
i want to know what the ?marks are for for the incredibles for x box when you press start
And I want to know why people think "Larry the Cable Guy" is funny. Your question probably has an answer, though.
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Doesn't it chafe?
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Blood-thirsty lot, aren't you?
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I'm pretty sure he's British, actually.
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Follow Mike's guidelines, or better yet, don't. That way I at least get an entertaining experience.
If I read this correctly, you're looking for free cds and books about farming. I don't know if they have anything for free, but Farmcentre is my first stop for all my agriculture needs!
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Wait...is it the women or the photos that are over 35 years old?
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Sadly, I'm not aware of any physique models from Finland. Surely there must have been. I should look into that.
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I've yet to notice the crippling increase in traffic and bandwidth consumption that getting linked to by metafilter would indicate.
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Variations of this turn up often enough that I'm eventually just going to have to break my TOF books out of storage and review them here, aren't I?
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Hmmm...an intriguing question. While a lot has been done with the notion of the postmodern in horror recently, probably best in the various Ringu films and re-makes of same, the cycle does seem to be playing itself out somewhat, though to be fair it's mostly people aping what worked in films like Ringu without understanding why they worked that's becoming tiresome and trite (see also Darkness Falls, Darkness and Hide and Seek. As usual, as with all recent bad trends in horror, I think we have The Blair Witch Project to ultimately blame for this). I haven't had the pleasure of seeing The Machinist yet, it played for, literally, days in my community, but it's the only film of recent vintage that I can think of to blend both the "postmodern horror" and romance in its themes. Therefore, I must conclude that your very premise is flawed, and we have yet to experience enough true postmodern horror romance for any of its tropes to have become stereotypes.
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My goth phase was blessedly brief, noted mostly for taking Neil Gaiman comics way too seriously, and there are no nude pictures from that phase. Now, if you had asked for "punk dorian nude" you may have had some luck.
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Why accuse the author of misogyny when it'll suffice to call it "bad?"
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I'm now picturing Ann Coulter testifying against Red, Prof and the rest in some sort of Senate hearings...
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Little Cheese "accidentally" killed Yankee Poodle in an effort to win-back the love and attention of Pig Iron.
The guy can't keep his clothes on on stage, there must be naked pictures of him on-line somewhere. Heck, go buy the We Are Scissor Sisters and So Are You DVD for more ass-shots of Jake Shears than you could possible want. And let me know when you find some naked pictures of Babydaddy.
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...What the flaming hell is wrong with you people! Bad Internet!BAD!
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And? So? At least he hasn't gone off the deep end like the girl that played Joanie.
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See my above comments regarding Barney.
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Ah, someone playing "let's you and him fight." Frankly, Byrne has said enough stuff on his own that's cringe-worthy without attributing homophobic statements to him as well.
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You've read one of his X-Men comics, right? Well then, there you go.
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Dress them up in little outfits?
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Now that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a fetish!
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Is this a four-way cage match? 'Cause Batman wins. Because Batman always wins.
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...Hmmm, what? Sorry, got distracted for a minute there.
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Uhm...manned flight?
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There's precious little Watchmen merchandise, but now I want a cuddly little Rorsarch doll.