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Saturday, August 14, 2004
You People Worry Me
Because just about everyone else seems to do it from time to time, I thought I'd share with all of you the more...curious terms people enter into search-engines in order to find my site.
divers lost australia Oh good. I've been looking all over for it and needed someone to blame for misplacing it.
dorian wright Not a vanity search, I swear. Probably someone looking for this guy. Sometimes I get e-mails asking when my next single is going to come out. I wonder if he gets angry e-mails about his comic reviews...
mallard fillmore subtext Uh, I wouldn't call his "liberals are stupid" asides "subtext."
catwoman hairstyle patience Oh, I have absolutely no patience with her hairstyle, it makes her look like a 12 year old boy.
http://www.postmodernbarney.com Again, not a vanity search...but it begs the question...if you knew the address of the site, why didn't you just type it into the address window on your web-browser?
she-ra's panties greg land she-ra she-ra's erotic club I should never have posted this picture.
movie rubbernecker jim carrey I have no idea how this brought my site up.
nanny dickering While Bill Ward originated the character's look, I always thought John Severin drew her best in those "Cracked Movie Musicals" they would sometimes do.
dorkin ayn rand joke Something about her changing a screen-play, right?
comic characters with asperger's syndrome Darkhawk?
tobey maguire and kirstin dunst boyfriends Well, she's a free agent now that she's broken up with the delectable Jake Gyllenhaal.
I have no idea who Tobey's boyfriend is...
(I kid!)
marlon brando weight problem Uh, yeah, he had one. What that has to do with anything on my site is a mystery to me.
gay moive A homosexual Brooklynite pronouncing the word mauve?
spider-man identity crisis Was that the storyline where he had like four different secret identities for a month?
adult leather thighboots women leather thighboots women girls teens in thighboots Boy, did you get directed to the wrong site!
postmodern seriously If you're taking it seriously, you've misunderstood the point of postmodernism.
tim lehaye sun myung moon I think you may be looking for this page.
the pre-quesada marvel era Is distinguishable only from the post-Quesada era in that now they pretend that it is somehow "shocking" and "daring" and "a bold risk" when they diligently maintain the status quo.
progressive ruin identity crisis I'm pretty sure Mike has talked about the book from time to time.
postmodern hero If you think it's heroic, you've misunderstood the point of postmodernism.
harley and ivy 02 sex plants Yep...sure was creepy, wasn't it.
spartan traditions Going to war with your neighbors and having sex with men pretty much was it.
postmodern comics Enigma and some of Morrison's stuff.
why i hate manga That's a question you have to answer for yourself.
lizzie maguire the movie soundtrack Stop reading my site. Now.
lingham massage My fault totally. I actually used this phrase to describe an Uncle Scrooge comic.
dorian 18 sexy teen I haven't been two of those things in at least 11 years.
dorian self will How very Nietzschean of you.
And just to provide you all with some genuine content, via Pal Reid, here are Fan drawings of Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew! Any DC editors who may be reading this, I'd really like either a revival or a trade paper-back of this title, please.